Jukebox #5

Remember September — Nothing Else Matters

Weird how things work; or rather, Thing. I didn’t know this, but Thing from “The Addam’s Family” was a family man of his own, or whatever. Listen to his two grand-daughters play Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” on the piano forte. *Clap, clap, clap, clap*

This just occurred to me: Do you think Thing ever got the clap? Hohohoho boy. No wait a sec; What’s the sound of a one hand clap? Masturbating Thing. Or masturba-Thing.  Whatever, good-bye.